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Been there, done that.

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Aahh.  But they weren't hidden, they were laid in the middle of the road in plain sight.  Remember 1972, Bark River, MI.  RIP.

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

So True :(

Be Honest…

Be honest if people could hear what you are thinkingyou would be in a mental hospital funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

And then you catch yourself in a weird way and break your foot! I'll never go down stairs the same way!

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

A little #infertility humor..."I have PMS and a GPS which means I am a bitch and I will find you :)

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

Every wed night before weigh in at weight watchers! Haha

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"I wish the dollar store would sell gas."

I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas. I wish the dollar store would sell gas.

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.

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