was reminded of this as my ex girlfriend walked by my store today....pretty sure making a tattoo more important that your girlfriends life means Karma is going to spit in your eye, punch you in the face, and run you over with a bus. *grins* Can't wait! Sayings, Quotes, Truth, Dear Karma, So True, Funny Stuff, Things
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Love This Dorothy Parker Quote -=- "I've Never Been a Millionaire, but I Just Know I'd be Darling at It." :: That Sure Sums it Up !!
Dorothy Parker....One of my favorite authors! Her quotes always make me either smile or "just think"....
This is beyond true of me. Megan says I spend too much money on others when I don't have it. I say I find things that others would like and relish in and love giving gifts. Solution to this? Become a millionaire!
"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it." - Dorothy Parker #Millionaire #Quotes
Love Dorothy Parker! #funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
Quotable, quotes, sayings, millionaire, life, dorothy parker ...
Oh, so true. This just makes me laugh
Dorothy Parker speaks the truth!
Sayings, Quotes, Truth, Stupid Questions, Funny, So True, Sarcastic Answer
I know people say "the only stupid question is the one you do not ask" but sometimes there can be really really stupid questions that just deserve a sarcastic answer
That is so true and so funny I am in the floor laughing so hard don't ask retarded ?'s and I want give retarded answers
I've never believed that saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question". You have been warned...
Even if it's not a stupid question you are still going to get a sarcastic answer. That's how I roll, and that's how I expect you to roll too, sarcasm makes me laugh
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question I hate to say it but SOMETIMES this is me.........
So true!! I always say if you don't want a smart ass answer don't ask a dumb ass question... Pretty much the same thing..
Well, the right thing to say would be '' there are no stupid questions'' but this made me laugh.
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question! Ain't that the truth
No way did I say this exact quote just the other day... lol too funny!
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Omg! I just burst out laughing!! Cause seriously - if you wake me up and there isn't blood or a dislocated joint, there's going to be hell to pay. Lol!
but seriously, my dad decided to sand the window frames outside my room this morning, with an electric sander. no joke. -FH
When you walk into your parents room when they are asleep VS When your parents walk into your room when your asleep
Funny! My dad walked around the WHOLE HOUSE like this when he was awake no matter if the rest of the family was asleep!
Oh my gosh whenever my mom would walk into my room when I was sleeping she would walk in so loud ! Haha
YES. How children and parents walk into rooms when the other party is sleeping
😂😂😂 I have the giggles!
Haha!! So true!!
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i laughed so loud on this one and i HAVE a great bed. just struck me funny...that's all
*sigh* true story I hate that so much that I am going to pin this
Yep. True story. And man does that second bed look amazing
Can't stop laughing... So true
#room #bed #sleepy #sotrue
The truth about beds
Bed - So true...
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...is it possible that an image could describe a feeling so perfectly...? I thought I was the only one...
Wow... I never thought of it this way but... yes, this is the perfect way to describe that tingly feeling!
OMG...ok how weird cause this is SO true? How can an imagine describe a feeling so perfectly??
OMG...is it possible that an image could describe a feeling so perfectly...? #SOTRUE
This is the truth.... I have never thought to better describe this feeling
How it feels when the dentist gives you too much laughing gas.
I finally can describe how it feels! Yesss!
I don't know why, but this made me giggle
Haha so true! I can just feel it!
Haha it's true
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A better understanding of how my job works... (look at the hat he's wearing!! This perfectly fits my job!!!)
A better understanding of how my job works... not sure if this is funny or depressing.
A better understanding of how my job works... IM LAUGHING WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD.
A better understanding of how my job works…except it's kind of not funny!
Lol. True story!!! A better understanding of how my job works... lol
A better understanding of how my job works... - The Meta Picture
only funny because it is so true.
A teachers life!
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Immature: a word boring people use to describe fun people. Love it!
So that's why they call me immature! Lol!
Immaturity is laughable ?
Immaturity is fun
Ahahaha so true
so true, so me
Dog Person, Types Of Cats, Cat Vs Dog, Dogs And Cats, Funny Shit, Dog Cat, So True, Damn Cats, Cats And Dogs
It's sad because I'm a vet tech... but it's so true!!!! (one of my classes even taught and tested me on cat breeds)
Never really thought about it but, yes, this is how I view dogs and cats.
😂 I mean, I can name a few types of cats...
This is exactly how I view cats and dogs
Omg, so true. Such a dog person.
Very true #dogs #cats
So true #Funny Shit
Cats vs Dogs
So true! haha
Quotes, Truth, Coffee, So True, Funny Stuff, Morning Person, Funnies, Mornings
Actually I am a morning person, but truth be told we morning people L-o-v-e to irritate non-morning people! <3
a morning person funny quotes quote coffee morning lol funny quote funny quotes humor good morning coffee quotes morning uotes
This shuld be corrected to say " All the coffee beans in Columbia won'tmake me a SMART morning person! " LOL The lights are on but nobody's home.:)
All the coffee beans in Colombia won't make me a morning person! // Oh you, sassy 1950s housewife
So true, but I still love me some coffee when I'm forced to be up in the morning, lol.
All the coffee beans in Colombia won't make me a morning person // Quote // Coffee
what makes me a morning person is the joy i get from my coffee
Actually I am a morning person, just think this is so funny!
I laugh, but so true!! =)
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The Passionista Playbook | A Passionate Living Lifestyle Blog: Love, Relationships, Inspiration, Advice, Videos, Coaching | A Self Help Improvement Blog About How to Live Your Best Life » Blog Archive » Breakup Quotes! 32 Positive, Funny, Beautifully Bitter-Free Moving On Thoughts from Pinterest
Breakup Quotes! 32 Positive, Funny, Beautifully Bitter-Free Moving On Thoughts from Pinterest | The Passionista Playbook | A Passionate Living Lifestyle Blog: Love, Relationships, Inspiration, Advice, Videos, Coaching | A Self Help & Improvement Blog About How to Live Your Best Life
so true - Life is short, live it with those who make you feel good.
Quotes & Sayings - That's the damn truth! Life is too short!
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happy thoughts http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/ Image detail for -Nice Quotes for life | Positive Thinking - Inspirational Quotes ... Great advice lol
I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes https://www.mythirtyone.com/RachelM31/
i give it over to you | don t you love this quote its so true your mind has a way of going ...
Don't over think. Don't stress. Thoughts become things. #truth #quotes #quoteoftheday
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Truth! I need to apply this more in my life. :-) | Inspirational Quotes
I need to remember this quote for every second of my life. lol
Calm quotes inspirational so true
Quotes and thoughts to live by
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art (€88) ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring home, home decor, wall art, grey, word wall art, quote wall art, gray home decor, typography wall art and grey home decor
Hang this artful canvas print above your living room seating group to create a stylish conversation space, or display it in the foyer for eye-catching appeal. Crafted in the USA, this charming design showcases an inspirational script motif. Product: Canvas printConstruction Material: Fine art canvas and woodFeatures: Includes a certificate of authenticity by the artistMade in the USAReady to hang Cleaning and Care: Dust lightly using a soft, clean, lint-free cotton cloth
Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal at Joss and Main
Enjoy wasting time on pinterest
We are superheroes and rockstars.
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Free shipping and returns on DENY Designs 'Kal Barteski - We Are Superheroes & Rock Stars ' Wall Art at Nordstrom.com. Graffiti-inspired typography and an inspirational quote take center stage on an eye-catching print from artist Kal Barteski, while a UV-resistant finish and sustainably harvested bamboo frame make for an eco-friendly design that stands the test of time.
I want to be a role model children can always look to and become a super hero is their lives.
DENY Designs 'Kal Barteski - We Are Superheroes & Rock Stars ' Wall Art, MULTI COLOR
DENY Designs Kal Barteski Superheroes Throw Pillow, 16 by 16-Inch
DENY Designs Kal Barteski Woven Polyester Throw Pillow
Trauma survivors: super heroes and rock stars
Kal Barteski Superheroes Fleece Throw Blanket
DENY Designs Superheroes Throw Pillow
Super heroes and rock stars
yes, it's true...
Inspiration, Quotes, Art, Wisdom, Thought, Fridakahlo, Frida Kahlo
Frida Kahlo I used to really not like Kahlo until Vernon made me do a project for Art History II...great stuff! A true inspiration.
I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought, there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it's true I'm here and I'm just as strange as you. - Frida Kahlo | not likely a quote but I love it and I adore you, Frida
filled a canvas with things i love, then i plastered this quote across it. love my khalo.
Frida Kahlo #inspiration Visit www.quotesarelife.com to see more inspirational quotes
Frida Kahlo Quote | Inspirational #quotes from inspirational people
#quotes #inspiration #quote #saying #mantra #FridaKahlo
#inspiration #quotes #words of #wisdom k▲itvictori▲
I love this - sums up how I feel Frida Kahlo quote
Inspirational And Unique Quotes : Frida Kahlo
Weaker Sex, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Women
Why women is not the weaker sex - http://breakbrunch.com/lol/14437 More Funny Picture - http://breakbrunch.com/random
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. - Stuart Turner
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Cool Quotes | If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side!
Seriously wish my husband had Pinterest... he'd be laughing at this right now.
If you think women are the weaker sex... hahah so true.
Truth about women.
Oh so true...
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Trouble, trouble, #Inspirational quotes #Inspiration quotes #Quotes #Famous Quotes| http://inspirationquotes28.blogspot.com
Story of my life!!! It sure was fun while it lasted! still having fun less trouble!
Laughed @ this , remembering just how fun a little trouble can be.
so true. story of my young life.
I need more trouble in my life!
Trouble quote... so true.
#quotes #life #thoughts
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Funny Confession Ecard: I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week. (SO TRUE. in the worst way. haha)
So true! 'I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.' // ecards
The truth about cleaning. This is so true for me
cleaning e card | funny cleaning ecard
#cleaning Ecard humor funny laugh
So true! #quote #cleaning
speed cleaning #sotrue
Truth! Funny Stuff
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seriously! @Shawna Bergene Bergene Bergene Bergene Seber -we could totally have a successful business!!!
Id be the Zuckerberg of snark, except Id go public before Id topped out the value, and Id live a much more excessive lifestyle. Ok, bad example.
Funny Workplace Ecard: If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity. (@J Ring amirite?)
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
"@Jamie Wise Sladky would be a bazillionaire!" was someone else's caption to this. I would say "My job here is done", but snarky sarcasm never dies.
I'd be the Zuckerberg of snark, except I'd go public before I'd topped out the value, and I'd live a much more excessive lifestyle. Ok, bad example.
I'd be the Zuckerberg of snark, except I'd go public before I'd topped out the value, and I'd live a much more excessive lifestyle. Ok, bad example.
Sayings, Love You, Life, It S, Quotes, Truth, Thought, Things
What is different? EVERYTHING! Everything I ever thought I knew is different with you. You make me see things differently, feel things differently and want to try new things that I had never considered before. I LOVE YOU!
When we won't be sitting next to each other anymore or laugh about things... then I will miss you... for the rest of my life. But what we still have and have shared.. I shall cherish forever. Until the day it cannot be anymore :) I love you
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So thankful we finally found each other baby. Cannot imagine my life without you now. Didn't know it, but I have been missing you my whole life. Thank you...for being you. I love you.
Everything is different with you. The way that I look at the world is completely different, you've made memories for things that I would've thought nothing of before. You give new meaning to old things, re-spark passions for things I'd long since forgotten about, and more than that you open up completely new opportunities in my life! :D
Contigo es diferente.. you make my mind see things beautiful things ans I love it life has a meaning w, you by my side
Damn it!! Carlos if only you knew how much you mean to me you're always here when I need you. If only we were on the same path I wouldn't hesitate being with you. You'll always have a piece of my heart. Thank you pancake for the giving me the best months of my life. And I say this with all my heart because we've had ups and downs and some how we made it work. And I'm sorry I didn't said this earlier or when I had the chance to say it to you. I remember every conversation we had and you're the ONLY person I could talk to 24/7 and it would never end, I loved that. But now we're on different directions and I honestly wish you the best. And I wish one day we'll meet again. Love you pancake:)
Truth! I love you! Xoxoxoxo..
so true hahaha