I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, 'People will LOVE the ninja version of that.'

I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, 'People will LOVE the ninja version of that.'

If the Mayans have taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

If the Mayans have taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking like a 10 and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe. -- Story of my life

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking like a 10 and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe. -- Story of my life

Aging Humor Sarcastic Sign with Cat in the Hat

Cat in the Hat Aging Humor Funny Novelty Sign

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