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Eggs...sulking

Funny pictures about Angry uterus. Oh, and cool pics about Angry uterus. Also, Angry uterus.

Said by No One, EVER.

Yep, I'm still pregnant. As I sit here listening to my "embarrassing favorites" station on iHeart Radio (great station - highly recommend.

I blame my choices on my extra-curricular activities at that time

I blame my choices on my extra-curricular activities at that time

According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

hahahha I loved playing mash! now some of the school agers at work play it. So funny :)

I don't have time for your shit, Ke$ha! AH HAHAHA!!! Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit I'm lost.

We've all seen people at Wal-Mart after all.

"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something. "People Of Wal-Mart"?I'm not sure I could handle "People Of Dollar Palace"!

It has already happened! lol

I'm anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated girls who can't give you a damn thing!

funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that for Adam Levine! Oh yes, I have time for that! Is there someone who doesn't have time for that?

I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasn't in the Hunger Games.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasn't in the Hunger Games.

For every super-hero out there!

Art This is going to be my future child = Batman ! The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman! Inspirational Quotes inspiration-quotes-etc

Guy friends :) that's cause they know the other guy isn't good enough for you;) ❤ it does NOT necessarily mean you're "in love". Geez

I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you I want to shoot them in the face.

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