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This is what happened yesterday: Roommate *sneeze* Roommate Bless you! *sneeze* Bless you! *sneeze* SHUT UP!

"It's Jake, from State Farm." "What are you wearing, Jake?" "She sounds hideous!

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

Hey I just met you, and you seem crazy!! So here's some Versed, and Fentanyl maybe?

Hey I just met you, and you seem crazy!! So here's some Versed, and Fentanyl maybe?

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand.

I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand.

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