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Grammar ~ The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

There is always that group of girls who take selfies in the bathroom

Stop taking pictures in the bathroom. Get out of the damn bathroom

This has to go in the chicken coop!

Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny

Well, I hate talking to people on the phone. No offense to anyone, I'm just awkward at it.

How to get a girls number: Hide your phone and keep it on silent. Ask if you can call your mom on her phone. If yes, secretly call YOUR phone.

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Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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