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Encouragement for surviving those hard days of motherhood! Some days we really are completely overwhelmed. But, at least we can still smile.

This is my end of summer gift to me! Because I can buy myself presents and I love witty novelty clothing.

Because I am buying it for my daughter - whilst she doesn't sleep hibernate, she does stay in her room and game like a geek bear would hibernate!

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

THANK GOD, there is no proof.and most of the witnesses are getting too old to remember.or are they.or is there no proof!

Ha ha

Funny Confession Ecard: Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. STRAIGHT UP

Hahaha Yep.  But I wouldn't expect any different.  If ya lie in court you will lie about anything.   I feel sorry for you that ya need that much attention so you make up lies haha

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

Is+it+fall+yet?+I'm+tired+of+having+to+shave+my+legs.

best thing about fall and winter-John would agree this is totally me! (I have sensitive legs that get shaving rashes :))

Those actually are my top four wishes.

Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat - Peg It Board on imgfave

There have been too many times when this has been the absolute truth!

"Sorry I've been a bad friend lately. I've been busy being an awesome hermit." Always feel like this after I've found an awesome series to read!

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