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Thanks for still being my friend, even when I am a loud, obnixious, inapproprite binge drinking wineo!

Only my friends and I could truly understand! Maggie and wine! Thanks for still being my friend, even when I am a loud, obnixious, inapproprite binge drinking wineo!

Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Best funny quotes of the week, Top 30

Best funny quotes of the week, Top 30

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.

It could cheer me up... - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

Here is a collection of funny and relatable ecards collected from around the web

This is for all my friends.  Female and male!!! Lol!!!

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

Haha maybe just a little..

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert.

:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

When I make something I saw on Pinterest, and people tell me I'm creative,  I feel like saying, "Haven't you seen Pinterest??!!"  I tell them I am not creative, I'm REcreative!! :)  And fess up to having seen it on Pinterest!

so i asked her how on earth she ever thought of that genius idea?she didn't bitch saw it on pintrest

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Mmhm.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.

Traveling with an Anxiety Disorder

My super power: Anxiety Girl able to jump to the worst conclusion in a single bound!

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