My mom ate her dessert first. I asked her when I was older why she did that and she replied, "If I die during the meal at least I enjoyed one part of the meal. Such a good mother, huh?

My mom ate her dessert first. I asked her when I was older why she did that and she replied, "If I die during the meal at least I enjoyed one part of the meal. Such a good mother, huh?

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Chocolate holds my hand. Chocolate is my kleenex. Chocolate can't pour a glass of wine, though.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

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I make it a point not to start shit, as I am FAR to busy being a wife and mother!  But believe me.... I have NO issue finishing that shit! You go ahead and crawl right back into victim mode and do your drooling quietly! "LMAO"!

I make it a point not to start shit, as I am FAR to busy being a wife and mother! But believe me.... I have NO issue finishing that shit! You go ahead and crawl right back into victim mode and do your drooling quietly! "LMAO"!

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