*just casually walking into my sister's room* "Hey sis, wh-" *hits hip on edge of bed post* "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" *drops to knees* "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BRUISE EVER!"

*just casually walking into my sister's room* "Hey sis, wh-" *hits hip on edge of bed post* "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" *drops to knees* "IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BRUISE EVER!"

POPHANGOVER » Blog Archive » The Best of “He’ll Never Have a Girlfriend”

POPHANGOVER » Blog Archive » The Best of “He’ll Never Have a Girlfriend”

'I really wanna marry the guy who whistled at me from his car' - said no woman ever.

'I really wanna marry the guy who whistled at me from his car' - said no woman ever.

@Ariday Caraveo, When you're driving and realize you're lost, So you turn down the music like "Shhh Luke Bryan, I can't shake it for you right now, I'm Lost"

@Ariday Caraveo, When you're driving and realize you're lost, So you turn down the music like "Shhh Luke Bryan, I can't shake it for you right now, I'm Lost"

hahahaha so true...and not that my legs didn't NEED a shave...people just don't judge a hairy 7 year old as much as a hairy 30+ year old...

hahahaha so true...and not that my legs didn't NEED a shave...people just don't judge a hairy 7 year old as much as a hairy 30+ year old...

The Official Boyfriend Application...this is insane! Will need this for when the girls are old enough to date.

The Official Boyfriend Application...this is insane! Will need this for when the girls are old enough to date.

Everyone I know is getting engaged and I'm just over here watching say yes to the dress and planning my pretend wedding on pinterest.

Everyone I know is getting engaged and I'm just over here watching say yes to the dress and planning my pretend wedding on pinterest.

Olympic Divers Mid-Dive. - Posted in Funny, Troll comics and LOL Images - LOL Heaven

Olympic Divers Mid-Dive. - Posted in Funny, Troll comics and LOL Images - LOL Heaven

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