You're not a slut? So, are you like a volunteer prostitute then?

You're not a slut? So, are you like a volunteer prostitute then?

People don't mind pulling me aside for a long conversation, even tho I happen to be in a hurry or they don't allow me to get a word in edgewise.

People don't mind pulling me aside for a long conversation, even tho I happen to be in a hurry or they don't allow me to get a word in edgewise.

Epic One Liners- all very true. Number 2 has been my email signature for 7 years haha

Epic One Liners- all very true. Number 2 has been my email signature for 7 years haha

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like...  nooooooooo....

Oh, man been there in a way. Or rather that moment where your best-friend calls someone else their best-friend and you're like... nooooooooo....

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Why is it called a walkie talkie, but a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?... Good question. I have wondered this myself!! LOL

Why is it called a walkie talkie, but a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?... Good question. I have wondered this myself!! LOL

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