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We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean... You might want to reconsider your visit.