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Funny Confession Ecard: Hey can you hold my morals for me, I'm going to need two hands to drink tonight.

You're Not Clingy. You%u2019re Crazy.

You're Not Clingy. You’re Crazy.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people...why dont people understand this?

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people.why dont people understand this?

We do Yoga to relieve stress......... Just kidding..... We drink wine in our yoga pants.

We do everything in our yoga pants.We do Yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. We drink wine in our yoga pants.

This would be me..... I always told my mom I wanted to be Catwoman when I grew up!

Funny Reminders Ecard: My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

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