LOL....I'm dying. I had to read this 3 times before I got it. It must be the Martinez in me.
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Man sickness vs. woman sickness
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I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
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Funny Ecard: I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.
Cannot stop laughing. hahaha You're friggin special sunshine.
You hang in there, sunshine, you're friggin special!
This makes me giggle!
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This is usually how it goes doesn't it? Hahahah so true
true story!!!! And oh so true for cops!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH YEAH!!! CAN'T WAIT
Best movie quote of all time!!
This will be me next Friday.
true story!!!! So so true!!
Everyone has this dream lol
Last day of High School
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I regret some of the things I said last night. I came up with way better insults this morning.
Story of my life- never quick enough for a good comeback :/
I came up with better insults this morning.
Story of my life!! - For Jamie N!!
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Regret!
hahaha always :)
Haha so true!
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"Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud." Relatable Post #1206
#BuenasNoches "Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud."
Love it. Good to remember when writing a 'murderous' character.
And this is why quiet people make me uncomfortable
Pretty much my life right now
Creepy quote, but I love it.
haha so true!
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Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other parts of me says, 'Don't listen to her, she's drunk.' ecard
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And I just NEVER listen to the suggestions of drunk people ...
don't listen to drunk people! ^_^
She's drunk hahahaha
so funny haha
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Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be.
My little man can make me feel this way. Precious as he is, mama needs a break twice a week! Thank goodness for preschool! Lmbo!
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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
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Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by "sorry", I mean "you're welcome".
Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate.
#funny #humor #ecard
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Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com
Can this be any funnier? I'm always asked "don't you want to try for a girl?" Love it! Thanks @Kaitlin mcdonald
Funny Baby Ecard: Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.
I love the kids more than anything, but this is totally how I feel about having another baby.
Can this be any funnier? I'm always asked "don't you want to try for a girl?" Love it!
for real! i am soooooo done with having babies! thanks but no thanks
Hahahah... Al though I do love my kids this is so funny
thought this was funny.
... totally me
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i wish they had this pacifier when my kids were babies. too funny.
Too funny!! And oh, so true if your baby loves their pacifier!!
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So true - funny - baby stuff ....
Good baby gift idea!
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Laughing so hard right now
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so true with some emails from people with all the spelling errors! (Not even meaning rude comments!) I SO wish I had the nerve to write that back to people...
Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, "Bitch, I can't read this, try again."
This is so Melissa, whether it is a rude comment or not.
Oh man! This would make my life a happier place!!!
Instead of replying to her rude comments....
Hahaha. I would totally do this!!
Totally me lol
HAHA my life
I'd ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Id ask you to go fuck yourself, but youd probably just delegate that to me too.
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Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
THIS IS MY LIFE.. UGH~!!!!
Sounds like my job...
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yoga farts....what?!?! I still laughed in spite of my lack of understanding yoga farts! Bahahahaha! This is so funny & so true!!
I laughed so hard! @Julia oh my goodness ! I can't stop laughing
Hahaha I laughed so hard! MY LIFE... DESCRIBED PERFECTLY!
I have never laughed so hard at 7:51 am in my life!!!
I laughed so hard! And it shouldn't be so funny. :/
Bahahahahaha. I'm crying right now, it's so funny.
LOL... keep the yoga at home in the living room...
I laughed so hard! Yoga farts
I laughed so hard! So funny!
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My wine glass is always half empty - as in darn it I need more wine lol! But my life is lived as glass full:)
So true... now where is my wine glass?
Always room for more wine.... ecards.
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wine logic, so true, so true!
So true! Words to live by..
My thoughts exactly!
my life motto
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Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.
You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no job and no clue. . . yes your are a bad ass bitch all right??? HA!
You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job...
haha makes me think of all those "Bad" bitches i know hahahah
this reminds me of some people... lol
So true bahaha I know a few of these
HAHAHAH True Story
haha so true!
You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.
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You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. If you laughed the you might be a LabTech!
Don't take meds, but I busted out laughing here!
Also known as 'over-taxing my happy pill'!
I think I laughed too hard at this!!!
This made me laugh out loud!
gotta love pharmacy humor.
Oh, So Funny But True!
my new fave quote!!!!!
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
I'll have to remember this one when trolling the Yahoo comments section of articles.
So funny and yet so true!
my life right now haha