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Sunday

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

My life.

Pocket Charts

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

courtesy hello #humor #someecards

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

Without my cell phone, I wouldn't:  1. know what time it is  2. be able to solve a math question  3. know a single phone number  4. know the date  5. be able to text my friend  6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time  7. be able to wake up from alarm in the morning  8. find my way in the dark  LOL. this is so me!

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

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Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

It happens

bad luck is what i also call 'victim vibes' or misfortune energy. it is easy to shift them in to Victory Vibes, to go from victim to victor, from bad luck to good luck, from misfortune to fortune energy.

Lol

Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Ain't this the truth ;)!! You know you're a mom when you've been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

Funny Family Ecard: You know you're a mom when you've been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed.

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

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