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My grandpa used to offer me a dollar, every day, if I would take a nap and I always refused. When he was old he said, "Think of all that money would have have had if you had napped when you were a kid?" Wish I had all those dollars and the naps too, lol.

men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

so funny, and true! and if the perfect man comes along while she is doing that, then it is a bonus!

The next time you say, "I don't care" to anything I ask...I'm going to punch you in the face!

"What you want for dinner?" "I don't care" do you want me to cook?" "I don't care" (YAY I don't have to cook) "okay I'll order pizza!

sadly, though, most of my acquaintances would be dead, too.

[blue someecard featuring a little girl with presents. caption: People think I’m quiet because I’m shy, but it’s really because I’m thinking about gay sex all day.

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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I don't mind coming to work but the eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!

Yepp! So totally my room when im on a hunt. Then I give up and go buy a new one anyway lol @Jamie Wise Wise Wise Darhower

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

Dear KJ! This is me tomorrow: so don't wake me!

I'm playing that game where the floor is made lava,so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die

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