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There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

Haha.I Am Doing It To all the time.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

hahahaaaa...oh this gets my husband in so much trouble!

Haha, this happens to me all the time. You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it.

Ruby red flipflops? THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE THE BEACH...THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE THE BEACH!!!!!!.

Funny Seasonal Ecard: If Dorothy can click her heels together and get to Kansas then why cant I click my flip flops together and get to the beach?

You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

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