Giggle, E Card, Stop Talking, So True, Funny Stuff, Shut Up, Pet Peeve
So true. Talk over it, and we'll listen to the whole thing again until you shut up.
My BIGGEST pet peeve! If I'm jammin, please shut up!
So true.. shut up during bat out of hell
Stop talking, this is my jam. Ha!
finally, a good 'your' e card.
srsly just laughed out loud
Haha ecards are the best
True, very true
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Ever wanna answer every question with a middle finger? That's kinda where I am today.
Ever wanna answer every question with a middle finger? Yep! LOL
Sometimes a middle finger is the perfect answer.
Ever answer a question with a middle finger?...
Answer every question with a middle finger
Wasn't born with enough middle fingers
Ha! I love the "middle" finger :)
Easy with splinted middle fingers
it's a middle finger kinda week
ha! yup, always
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and find a person you know & then wonder...how do they know each other other, but be too scared to ask b/c you look like a creeper then....ahhahahah
Should I be ashamed that I can relate to this...?
More truth to this than I would want to admit!
I have to admit I've done this before... lol
I must admit, this is sometimes true.
creeper. story of my life.
"At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah I don't wanna do that."
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I enjoy your presence nearby, however I still want to do what I want by myself, and not explain it to you.
At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah I don't wanna do that.
"At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah I don't wanna do that." @emeraldbc
At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah, I don't wanna do that.
100% me...I'm like I'm bored but it takes too much energy to hang out with someone other than my husband.
Just so true. I like my friends, but hanging out is only really fun in the present and past. Thinking "I have to leave the couch and put on a shiiiirt" is the worst.
"At first I wanted to hang out, but then I thought about having to be around people and I was like, nah I don't wanna do that." Yep...sometimes...lol
Hahahahaha!!! @Meghan Krane Krane Vallery @Sharon Macdonald Henderson Vallery @Leslie Lippi Riemen Vallery Sound familiar?? Lol!!
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Or a ghost/scary imaginary thing. I can thank scary movies for that thought.
This is my life at this very moment as I lay terrified in bed!
The story of my life when I am home alone at night!
Yes!!!! And when I watch scary movies.... Haha
this is the absolute truth!!! Or ghost!!!
this is the absolute truth
Relatable Post #715
Story of my life
Haha so true!!!
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Lol!This is so true for every college student at the end of the semester!
Basically. ... or for college students... 5 points until next semester
5 dollars until Friday - hahahahahaha!!!! ooohhh.,.. funny stuff xP
it's funny cuz it's true. life of a college student.
Basically.....life of a college student..
Literally the life of a college student.
Story of a college students life....
Poor College Student Life
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It's okay to kick people's bar-stools out from under them as long as you yell 'JENGA' before they hit the floor.
I want to do this. I'm pretty sure this would be extremely entertaining.
JENGA! bahahaha!! Get me drunk enough and ill do this
A brand new kind of drinking jenga!
JENGA! bahahaha!! I am doing this.
JENGA! bahahaha!! LMAO,
HAHAHA! New bar game.
I died laughing
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Every damn day. That moment in the car when a 90s rap song comes on and you turn into a hardcore gangster rapper. SomeECards. YourECards.
Well that's every 90s rap song! ex. Office Space
Well that's every 90s rap song! @Jennifer Watson
Well that's every 90s rap song!
I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.
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I know I'm a bitch Please repin & like :) Follow on twitter http://www.twitter.com/noelitoflow #noelitoflow
I have to send this to T. She just said the other day "I know I'm a bitch, I just can't stop" lol
Damn straight. Like a Boss lol
Well, if the shoe fits.
Truth hurts some people
Story of my life
100 fucking %
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
Don't mind if I do ;)
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When Facebook stalking someone and I find their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas. 656 pictures? Don't mind if I do. True story, ha
True story- hahahah so true!!!
Merry Christmas to me! So true!
so funny yet so true.
don`t mind if I do...
my life story.
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I take off my work clothes as SOON as I walk through the door!
I call them my "soft pants" and make that 3pm lol
my life in a pin @Jamie Wise Wise deTorbal
How about pajama pants at 5:00 p.m.?
This really applies at college!
comfy pants biddies
this is totally me!
my life in a pin
Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.
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AGREED. #funny #ecards #truth #quote
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: I haven't lost my temper. I know exactly where it is. And if you're still in reach in thirty seconds, you'll see it for yourself.snip snip
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I dont have a bad temper... I gave you 30 seconds warning.
Sassy E-cards | Someecards
I haven’t lost my temper
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It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.
As soon as the phone rings, my children's volume triples!!
Oh my goodness! So true for all of my children!
My children only need me when I'm on the phone.
#saidnochildever!! Can you relate? Mommy humor
my children definitely don't say it!
hahaha...aww I love my children =)
Everybody leave me alone. I've had a busy day of being awesome and need to do it again tomorrow.
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Everybody leave me alone. I've had a busy day of being awesome and need to do it again tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
The truth. It is tough to be awesome!! Story of my life!!!
so true. It is tough to be awesome!
It's hard work being awesome!
Being awesome is hard work!
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i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves. | Confession Ecard
Honey, we are going to get ice cream not because you've earned it but because, well, mommy wants some. #ecards
Haha!!! Not even worth unblocking - I'd then have to see the ridiculous comments. And the funny thing is, I know it gets under the skin because I was informed of the Facebook rant about being blocked. Tired of being the nice one and biting my tongue about all of your lies and the hateful things you've personally said and done that you're not mentioning to anyone. Karma will come and she doesn't like you and your horrible, nasty ways!
-Encouragement Ecards- "We're Here To Fuck Shit Up!!"
So true especially for many marketers lol
best boss ecard!!!! @Marina Dattilo
Story of my life
me. True story.
LMAO, OMG SO FUNNY AND TRUE!
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The weatherman gave no indication of the shitstorm of crazy people that were coming out today. | Cry For Help Ecard
Free, Cry For Help Ecard: The weatherman gave no indication of the shitstorm of crazy people that were coming out today.
Shitstorm -- I use this for the recent events of my life!
Crazy shitstorm- my job somedays
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
All the time