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I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.~hahahahaha!!
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funny quote - I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die. Pinner note - Yep, that's why I'm still in bed. I'm trying to stay alive.

Lava game mixed with laziness :)

New twist on the lava game!this is U brat!

haha Andrea and I used to play hot lava

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.~hahahahaha!!

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.~hahahahaha!!

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Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.
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Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent over stupid things. Like, shaddup and do something more successful in your life then create unnecessary drama.

I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties.

Oh boy, this applies so much to so many.its social media not a "look at me, look at me" pity party!

I'm ashamed to say I'm guilty of fb pity parties

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.
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Funny mom life quotes, mom life truth, hilarious parenting moments, Motherhood Humor - #momlife #motherhood #thisisgoingtobefun
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Funny mom life quotes, mom life truth, hilarious parenting moments, Motherhood Humor - #momlife #motherhood #thisisgoingtobefun

Funny mom life quotes, mom life truth, hilarious parenting moments, Motherhood Humor - #momlife #motherhood #thisisgoingtobefun
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You are what you eat? Well, I'd rather be a cupcake than a freakin' carrot...
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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: You are what you eat? Well, I'd rather be a cupcake than a freakin' carrot.

Unless it's carrot cake.I love carrot cake, ha ha

Yes a cupcake with frosting and sprinkles!

Right so much cuter

You are what you eat? Well, I'd rather be a cupcake than a freakin' carrot...

You are what you eat? Well, I'd rather be a cupcake than a freakin' carrot...
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My heart says cheese dip, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat some celery! | Cry For Help Ecard
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Shop Shabby Shack Vintage Denim in Courtyard Antiques (formerly known as Front Porch Antiques Mall) in the Mason Antiques District. Open 7 Days, 10 A. – 6 P. Vintage Denim for Women & Children.

Sudden craving for Acapulco cheese dip now. Damn it!

and also…I'm pretty sure you're my cheese dip… hehehe

True story, but substitute the cheese dip for something else delicious!

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My heart says cheese dip, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman eat some celery! | Cry For Help Ecard
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Yes. Clearly I have issues but at least I can admit it. Now go away you're getting on my nerves.
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my created someecard if-you-re-not-laughing-you-re-not-living

Oh my, sadly true.

pretty much cdupree

Yep, that pretty much sums me up!

Yes. Clearly I have issues but at least I can admit it. Now go away you're getting on my nerves.

Yes. Clearly I have issues but at least I can admit it. Now go away you're getting on my nerves.
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Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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"Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad". This is why a diet doesn't work, it's a lifestyle change that will work and keep the weight off.

And then i overcompensate for my sad food by eating "happy" food, which then cycles me back to my need to diet :(

Omg I laughed out loud. Not true, you can eat healthy and eat delicious but this is how most people diet.

Yeah, we don't do sad food :D

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Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

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