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Because the BATTER is better (34 photos)

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to use exclamation points! Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!

Dori Just Keep Swimming Cheer Bow! White with glitter detail! Ponytail holder…

Dori Just Keep Swimming Cheer bow white with glitter details

Spring Countdown

Spring Countdown.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

Shoooot

Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

your e cards

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fatter!

Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement!

Funny Family Ecard: Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! I love my mother in law, but I couldn't pass this up--LOL

Hilarious!Hilarious!

Good thing I work in advertising where its socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they arent going to let me drink at work, then they shouldnt let fucktards work here. rather-amusing

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