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Everyone's over here like 'Hey I'm getting married, or having babies' And I'm like 'Hey who wants to day drink with me?'

Quite possibly the most appropriate ecard for me.really sums it up

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits...

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

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Can I list "Speaks Cursive" on my resume?

Tiffy Pop!  Here is the one you talking about, Ha ha, I freaking love it, snort snort!

"No officer my speech is not slurred.I'm just talking cursive"

funny if it weren't true... hence my 2 drink  limit in social situations. lol

hence my 2 drink limit in social situations.

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)

joys of vodka

Tim Tebow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL MARRY HIM ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahahaha too funny!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, wine! Or beer, or hard cider, or hell, gimme whiskey.

A good man really can do this, too. Well, not really a good man.

When the only reasonable thing to do is drink wine. | 10 Ecards That Are Exactly Like Your Life.

My life motto

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.

So true, Sista!

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I feel this way many days.almost 7 billion people on the planet and i can only tolerate around 10 at the most

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

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