Sometimes, I wish I was a bird… :-D
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Brutally honest (26 photos) but so true u know how much I wish for one day I could do this. Got a few people in mind lol
Sometimes I wish I was bird - this would be so funny & lots of fun (;
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I wish I was ...this would be awesome!
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Oh, after 10 yrs in Law enforcement i learned not everyone is born with common sense. True story, but it's Job security. Lol
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"common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it." #haha #sotrue
Funny Quote; Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
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Common Sense true story..
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haha damn that alarm clock... Every Monday and Wednesday I will think of this when I have to get up to make an 8am class. I will call my alarm clocks 'that jealous whore' and giggle.
I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.
Im In Love With My Bed.... stupid alarm clock. soo...kinda innapropriet but funny right!?
Until I realize I secretly lead my alarm clock on...I think the jealous whore is LIFE
lol.....I hate jealous whores.....especially those bitchy alarm clocks
Im In Love With My Bed.... stupid alarm clock.
my life-__- stupid alarm clock
hahaha so true in my life
Funny quote! Got this on a key chain for my mom years ago- One day a guy came out to fix her windshield (under warranty), turns out the problem wasn't really covered but he covered it anyway because the key chain made him afraid to confront her
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All of women's problems start with "men".. So true haha
Never thought of this... So true!
Women’s Problems Begin with Men
This made me giggle
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Funny Quote Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead
Haha! One time a friend of my cousins' was talking about someone he perceived to be stupid, so he said, "He's one of these guys...you know...where the light is on, but the elevator doesn't make it all the way to the top..." Ironic! I laughed so hard!
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Have you ever just looked and someone and KNOWN, the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Funny quote. Relatable.
So many times! ha, ha, ha, ha.....I actually laughed right out loud at this.....
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Best funny quote I've seen in a VERY long time...
wheel turning...dead hamster....
So funny, so true.
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I'm a cross between 'city-girl', 'country girl', and 'southern girl'; I don't fight that well, but back me in a corner and I don't lose!!!
My mama taught me never throw the first punch... But you can bet your sweet ass I will throw the last one!
Pure Country Girl. This was my dad's advice to me as a child. Don't start nothing but you had better finish it.
Pure Country Girl... And I will forecer and always carry that lufe lesson!!!!!
Yes I will ;) my Dad actually did teach me to throw the first one
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Oh so true but it was my dad more than my momma
Country girl to the core #sayings #countrygirl
Pure Country Girl DAMN STRAIGHT!
No freaking doubt!
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AT TIMES I’M GRATEFUL THAT THOUGHTS DON’T APPEAR IN BUBBLES OVER OUR HEADS.
I would be in big trouble if thought bubbles appeared over my head.
So true!! I'd be in big trouble if they did!
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OMG...so true. I would be in BIG trouble.
This is so true.. Id be in BIG Trouble..
funny-quote-thoughts-bubbles So true!
Thank God no one can read my thoughts
A good thing
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Pretty much the Truth.....Trust me, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be this sexy. But shit happens.
Trust me... When I woke up today I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, shit happens.
But hey, sexy is as sexy does
Bahahaha!! Ahhh....yes! <3
Funny - Sexy
Yea, pretty much.
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So true. (And have you ever tried to tell it was inside out with your eyes dripping eye drops like you just stuck an onion by your eye? Impossible.)
People who wear contact lenses will relate. So funny yet not funny at all when it happens!!!!
People who wear contact lenses will relate - How to tell if your contacts are inside-out?
How to tell if your contact lenses are inside out, lol so true
LOL! so true!!!! ive been wearing contacts since i was 12yr.
Haha. So true!! People who wear contact lenses will relate
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out....true story
i dont wear contacts, but this made me giggle
if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question... so true though....
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If you don´t want a sarcastic answer, don´t ask a stupid question!
Why didn't I do this before? #SoTrue...
Truth. Story of my life!
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I don't really believe this - my husband is amazing - but I did think this was a funny quote for all of you that struggle with your mother-in-laws!
funny so true -I love my mother in law but it is really funny when you think about it... For anybody :)
For the record, I love my mother in law and she did a wonderful job raising her kids! I just thought this was funny.
I Love my Mother-in-law but this is so funny!!! And she does a Great job of letting me raise mine:) don't no what I would do without her!
bahahahahaaa...I don't even have a mother-in-law anymore and that is still some funny stuff!! lol!!
I love my mother-in-law, but this made me laugh and may have some truth about the last part :)
So not true with my mother in law but I still thought this was so funny...
...Bahahahaha! I love my mother in law but so true
I love my Mother-in-law.. But this is so funny
This is for you Dawn Cameron-Hollyer Cameron-Hollyer Cameron-Hollyer Bertram-Sigler !!!
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This made me giggle, then smile when I saw my college roomie posted it cause it's totally her♡
"fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"....yes, yes it is...
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"fuck that shit" is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"
It's a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word 'no'
REALLY funny stuff (Rfs)... EIIGY.com
A perfectly acceptable replacement ;)
In my life it is
Hahaha so true*
I've heard many good stories beginning like this...
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So this bitch... ((LOL......... lots of my "stories" start like this... but mine are TRUE "stories!!))
True Story! @Alishia Streiff Graham made me think of you and how just about all your stories start this way! LOL
This made me giggle and think of my pic who is always down for a story that starts this way...lol
I've started MANY of stories with this line…. - sounds like my bestfriend!
Haha, I love my friends. Most of our stories start this way!
so this bitch...haha, so true. Story of my life haha
so true! story of my life
bahaha. true story
True...think about it :)
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One of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't know the difference between your and you're.
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One of my biggest pet peeves when people mistake your and you're
One of my biggest pet peeves... Makes you look so dumb people!!
makes me giggle as an English teacher
SO TRUE!!!!! hahaha. pet peeve # 2034
YES! Biggest pet peeve!
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have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered..."who ties your shoelaces for you?" funny quotes about stupid people
funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you
"who ties your shoelaces for you?" LOL
I can tie my own shoelaces now...
Who Ties Your Shoelaces?
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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
Sorry, I couldn't help it! This is so funny. And so true!!!
So true, have fun with phattbear's little sausage, moo.
a little sausage... makes me giggle lol
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
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ecard ~ I hate it when celebrities get on tv and tell us to donate to some fund... Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money..
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Donation. You make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
Hehe - not really but this did make me laugh.
So true..cm Funny Ecards
My thoughts exactly!!
Oh. Biggest pet peeve
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Men...listen up!!! This is so funny......I can't stop laughing!!!
If only men understood this! bahahaha
omg, I can't stop laughing at this one
Men...listen up. I couldn't help it
Wish more men understood this.
TRUE....Funny, and TRUE
Haha- Funny Stuff!!
i don't like the b-word... but this is SO true about some people!