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Vendredi 14 février 2014 - Valentine's day. Fuck.

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Stop telling me drinking ain't cute. I ain't trying to be cute, bitch. I'm trying to get drunk.