For my mommy friends...

sadly for some this is true. Join the three dimensional people! Live outside the Internet! Some live on there to escape who they really are in person, seeing as most of the "online friends" don't know the horrible individual they are in real life.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

good to know...@Samantha Watson

"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." Hey, it keeps people from looking at your hair.

or just the fact that you're a whore.... either one.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Lmao.. Even my hubby laughed at this one, cause he knows it's true!

Some people call it "nagging". I call it, "just do what I freaking told you to do the first time". to my husband!

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires. (This is SO how I feel some days.was close a couple times today.

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

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