So they tell me...And...$100,000 USD - THAT'S WHAT I'LL GIVE YOU - as a finders fee. Just show your contacts my Australian HOME FOR SALE site www.australiahouses.com.au & if they buy my home ($4.8 million AUD) you get that $100k. OR, you buy my home and CHANGE YOUR LIFE! (Currency Converter: www.xe.com) So alert your Pinterest/Facebook/Twitter/Texting crew - because I really want to give YOU that money, or a NEW LIFE! xo.
Every Girl, Perfect Guy, Funny Stuff, Girl S Dream, So True, Girlsdream, Girls Dream, True Stories
Every guy thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Bullshit! Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
Every guy thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect guy.....
Every girls dream... excuse the bad word, but oh so true.
Every girls dream...oh this is so true!!!!
Every girl's dream....so true, so true!!
This is SO true. Story of my life.
Every girls dream..hahaha so true!
Every girl’s dream
Heart Attack, Time, Quote, My Life, My Heart, Funny Stuff, Mini Heart, Haha So True
This made me laugh so hard!! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life....a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol
This made me laugh so hard!! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life....
true. this made me literally laugh out loud because it's happened to me a couple times in my life.
I'm totally crying over here cause i'm laughing so hard! mini heart attack
Great that awkward moment quote. my life story right here
My heart feels like it's gonna explode every time!!!
HAHA! So true! Been there too many times!
mini heart attack every time
Funny Quotes Signs Sayings, Mc Donald, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Mcdonald S Salads, True Dat, Mcdonalds Salad, Fast Foods
This is so true... literally nothing at McDonald's is healthy...
exactly how ifeel with all fast food!!!!!
Healthy fast food... oxymoron much?
I don't do Mc Donald's but...
lmao McDonald's Salads
Fast food... Yuckyyyy
So true ....
Introverts Unite, Introvert Problems, My Life, Funny Stuff, I Hate People, So True, It S Funny, Stupid People, True Stories
So true .... My life. Today was going to be great, until people.
introverts unite...but separately of course.
So true .... my life completely.
My life. So true though ugh lol
good quote about stupid people
Introvert problems...So true
So True. My Life.
i hate people
My sister and I :))
Best Friends, Love My Sister, Sister S, Fab Sisters, So True, Sisters Totally, Sister Love, Finish Laughing, Sisters True
You And I Are Sisters Always Remember that If You Fall I Will Pick You Up... After I Finish Laughing
LOL so true - sisters. Love my sis although she drives me nuts at times.
sisters. Totally getting this for Emily's birthday!! Lol
sisters. Love mine!!!!! and this is so true...just say'n
So true for me and my sister and me and my best friend!
funny and true, sisters! Love my sisters!
sisters, love this bc it is so true.
sisters. To my 2 fab sisters!
Beach House, Funny Stuff, The Beach, Don T Skinny, So Funny, Chunky Dunking
This makes me laugh really hard. Too funny!! hahahaha! | See more about beach houses, lake houses and pool houses. http://www.fun-facts-pics.auk2.com/humor/humor-71
"need this for the beach house...and i would love a beach house too" Hahaha, Masha.
need this for the beach house...I wish! This is hilarious, though!!
We dont SKINNY DIP we Chunky Dunk sign wood Primitive Hand Lettered
Chunky Dunk-- if I have a pool or hot tub this would be great!!!
need this for the beach house....need a beach house
We don’t skinny dip–We Chunky Dunk!
We don't skinny dip... So funny
Chunky Dunk.. funny stuff
Giggle, Pinterest Humor, Pinterest Addict, So True, Funny Stuff, Single Ladies, So Funny
I totally just pictured Chris Colfer and his "Single Ladies" dance on Glee...hahahaha.
(giggle) this is so silly, it made me laugh:)
This made me laugh harder than it should...
For my Pinterest addict friends.
So true, so funny...
My single ladies :)
uh uh oh!
Giggle, My Life, Big Boob, Funny Stuff, So True, Girl Problems, Women
So true!! Bras are too sacred when you have big boobs!!!
Story of my life and all my fellow big boobed woman!
Hahahah so true for us "big and busty" girls!
just kidding, I have big boobs, I need this
Big boob probs...my life is rough lolllll
bahahahaha so true for most women!
>.< Busty girl problems.....
Busty girl problems
Made me giggle...
Funny Quote, Giggle, Favorite Quote, Quotes Saying, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny
Not jealous at all BUT the funny thing......my ex (even with less fortunate GF) still shares! The toys that keep on giving.........! LMBO
Funny quotes & signs about love from the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for more funny stuff http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php
Funny quotes signs about love from the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for more funny stuff
Funny Quotes About Friends | Funny Sticker and Meme: Funny Quotes Sayings Life Friendship Wall ...
this always makes me laugh... cause it's so true :)
Oh my, this made me giggle. So true :-)
Probably one of my favorite quotes :)
Funny Quotes Sayings Life Friendship
so funny & SO TRUE!
lol. so true.
90 S, 80S, Childhood Memories, Cassette Tape, Funny Stuff, So True, 90S, Ol Days, So Sad
Ha ha ha! So true just showed this to A+ and he knew it was a cassette tape and when we explained what the pencil was for he said, "y'all used to have to do that???"
The editors of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary decided to remove the term “cassette tape” from its pages this summer to help make room for 400 new words including “cyberbullying” and “retweet.” – USA Today.This is so sad.
Only people alive in the 80s & 90s know why these to items are connected.
Flashback Friday: Technology From The 80s 90s
So sad and so true. Lol
So true. 90s kid. <3
Hahaa! funny stuff.
Good ol days
Enough said...and so true
Valid Point, Gay Marriage, So True, Funny Stuff, True True, True Stories
True story. @Kyle Helliar this for you love
The lady has an excellent point…
The lady has a very valid point…
True Story - Enough said...
Oh for real!! True story
Point well made friend.
So true! Gay marriage
So This Bitch
My Friend, Giggle, Truth, My Life, Stories Start, Funny Stuff, Bestfriend, True Stories, Haha So True
True Story! @Alishia Streiff Graham made me think of you and how just about all your stories start this way! LOL
So this bitch... ((LOL......... lots of my "stories" start like this... but mine are TRUE "stories!!))
Hahahahahahah! This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!
Sorry for the B...but I mean, I giggled out loud when I read this...you know it's true
Funny...most of me and my friends stories start like this :)
so this bitch...haha, so true. Story of my life haha
Hahah totally true with any girl Bestfriends.
truth is, half my stories start out this way.
My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Clean House, In This House, So Funny, Broken Computer, So Sad, True Stories
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer - oh, so true in our house!!
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. (Or broken internet!)
Clean house = broken computer ... so so true...
Lol... funny, but not so true in this house
Haha so funny. This is my life this week!
lol... so sad that this is so true.
So funny and so true in our home!
hahaha...... true story!
Funny stuff :))
I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway. Similar to announcements such as,"It's Friday!" Yes, yes it is.
Weather Updates, Giggle, Pet Peeves, Funny Stuff, It S Snowing, So Funny, Status Updates, Haha So True
we can equate the snow to rain down here in deep southern Louisiana...but apparently it's the same FB status update bombardments annoyances in all 50 states...
Ok, we have to laugh at ourselves. Admit it. You've done it. ;)
so funny because it's true!
this made me giggle
pet peeve of mine
haha so true!
Long Day, E Card, Feel Better, Truth, Funny Stuff, True Stories, Haha So True
Funny Confession E card: Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day.
Haha, truth! -- "Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day" --
Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. True Story.
Giggle, Funny Things, Guy, Sotrue, So True, Funny Stuff, Deadly Terms, Funnystuff, Funnie
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman #women Funny thing is, the meanings are completely different when I talk to my best friends...hahaha
Sadly, this is accurate =): Quotes, Sotrue, Truth, Deadly Terms, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies
5 deadly terms used by a woman. Guys take good notes. Might save your relationship.
Five deadly terms used by women, and this is so true it's not even funny!
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman. Hahaha! It's funny bc it's so true..
5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman - Just because it is so true
Unfortunate, but so true! 5 Deadly Terms Used by a Woman.
So true.guys read!
Soooo True, Some People, My Life, So True, Thought, Opinion, Mylife, Totally Me, True Stories
Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
I'm trying to remember I kept an opinion to myself, but I'm sure I have, so thought this was appropriate.
Story of my life.. Im too opinionated some days sorry . Don't ask for my opinion unless you want the truth
Opinions...(from Beans,Blogs and Bacon on Facebook...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beans-Blogs-and-Bacon/377356338943734). So True!
Yeah.....ummmmm thats so true ;) story of my life!!!
So, so true.....for some people....others....
HA! So true! This is totally me.
I love this...SOOOO true!!!
Funny Quote, Shit Crazy, Truth, Some People, My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, True Stories
It's too bad but true, some people only "hear" bat-shit crazy.....others can hear the whisper and I'm thankful for them!
Bat shit crazy - I typically save this for the REALLY important flip-outs :). So true especially with guys !
@Leslie Lippa Wish this wasn't the truth, but I'm afraid it is.Bat shit crazy
Wish this wasn't the truth, but I'm afraid it is.Bat shit crazy...yes Ma'am!
Habana I went Bat Shit Crazy! At least I had the balls to tell the truth!
Make a Point funny quote crazy lol.... Well ain't this the truth !!
True story.....some people just don't get it otherwise!
Story of my life
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
Wall Art, Remember This, Truth, Enjoy Wasting, Wasting Time, Oliver Gal
I need to remember this when I'm wasting time so I don't have to study for my nursing exams!! #nursingschoolprobs #myexcuse!
'The Time You Enjoy' "wasting" - is Not Wasted Time [emotional health, Mental Peace with your time spent]
I really need to try to remember this!!! Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
I enjoy wasting time with you, but it really isn't wasted, because it brings me closer to you.
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom. 100% TRUTH IN THAT STATEMENT!!!
Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Dedicated to @Ana Isa
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal
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