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I love Arsenic and Old Lace.This quote is so funny in the movie.

(Why do I think this is so funny! In a psycHOTic kind of way!

I want to say this every day at work.

Pardon me, Sit Gangster? Your trousers are descending. Haha so proper:)

LOL This is so me. I'm always fighting with hubby to stop pulling the blankets off of me because they make me feel safe. Even if it's really hot in the house, I have to have blankets on.

Realist speaking

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

this always happens to me during my car concerts.

this happens to me all the time!i always say if you dont know the words then make them up :) no need to ruin the song by stopping lol

Flat world... :)

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don't like. Ha Ha, there is a song part of lyrics Wouldn't it be Nice

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels


Funny pictures about So you wanna argue? Oh, and cool pics about So you wanna argue? Also, So you wanna argue?

LOL! not only is this so true, but incredibly hilarious! i seriously just busted up laughing so hard i scared little Doccers!

When I run

I feel like running. Check this out: What I feel like when I run: What I' m pretty sure I feel like running Check this out: What when run: I' m pretty sure

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

or answer unlisted callers -- "there's blood everywhere!"

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Text from last night...

18 'I Wasnt That Drunk! Sooo funny If this doesn't make you laugh you have no concept of humor.