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The camel called..... he wants his toe back.

'The camel called. He wants his toe back. I laughed out loud on this one.

Here's to those that actually read the bible... not just post about it on facebook or twitter.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

I now have a new name to yell at stupid drivers.

Get over it, twat waffle. i am not sure why i did not think of this awesome term!

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

the residue of last night's "smokey eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. OMG thins made me laugh out loud, because it really happens to me.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.Love It!

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Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

Come see our huge warehouse of commercial restaurant equipment! We have 100,000 sq/ft of great quality new and used equipment!

I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because it's easier to say than estrogen induced manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! -- so us haha

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