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Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.


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For real tho

Funny pictures about So many people I know deserve this. Oh, and cool pics about So many people I know deserve this. Also, So many people I know deserve this.

Oh my god!!! I totally thought this same exact saying and punch line when I was pumping the other day!  I thought I was all funny for coming up with it. Guess I'm not original ;)

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

Pintester- this girl is hilarious! She writes a blog about all the stuff she tries on pinterest  what works  what FAILS. --- Friends: Im crying Im laughing so hard. Seriously...need a laugh? READ THIS! -- pin now read later?

Pintester- this girl is hilarious! She writes about what FAILS. --- Friends: I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Please read!

Bahahahaja!!! I have about twelve people who need this!

The perfect birthday gift for my husband.saw this on a bumper sticker

Passive-Aggressive 3rd Anniversary Cake - LOL funny seeing as my 3 year anniversary is next Tuesday!

Haaaa Ive had to write some pretty crazy stuff on ppls cakes but these "take the cake" :p 27 Painfully Honest Cake Messages.At least there's cake

Bottoms up!

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

O.M.G... thank you @Kayla Garner for me being shocked!

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.