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Etsyfrom Etsy

You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs sign

What happens at book club, stays at book club!

I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older. Now I'm older and this shit sucks. #Quote #Life

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in...see if that works

Baby Rabiesfrom Baby Rabies

My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth)



How to be a good parent…


I explained to my mom what ecards are and then told her this one. Its a really good thing I was the one driving. She cracked up lol :-D

First child eats dirt. Parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt. Parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt. Parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.

Hmmm. Depends on the kid... history... developmental level... neighborhood... I like it, but would need to modify.