You are not responsible for anyone else's happiness, and no one else is responsible for yours.

That's all!!!

Someday, my kids are going to be little smart asses like this. Gotta love having a cop for mommy.

Seriously

HAHAAA!!!

Sex?

seriously

Seriously?!?!

Yup

amen

I'm glad that people are so concerned/obsessed with my life that they STALK me on the only social network site I have. #toofunny #worryaboutyourownlife

Describes my day perfectly lol

HA! happens a few times a week in the summer...lol

Some days

Life

yup.

bahaha

Some days...

Like seriously.. Why?

Haha seriously... all my lady friends can attest to this.

So tru.....