You are not responsible for anyone else's happiness, and no one else is responsible for yours.

Someday, my kids are going to be little smart asses like this. Gotta love having a cop for mommy.

Sex?

HAHAAA!!!

That's all!!!

seriously

Truth!

Seriously

amen

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ... |

Yup

I just laughed SO hard!

Really

Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. - Quote Giggle

Seriously?!?!

Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor) 'Ladies...if you want a man to leave you alone at a bar, don't tell him you have a boyfriend. They don't care. Tell him you have a penis.'

OMG. story of my freaking life lol

Seriously!