Go BRALESS it pulls the wrinkles from your face by trimblecrafts, $9.99
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That's a funny quote for YEARS down the road babe hahahahahahaha
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Don't make me get the flying monkeys sign by trimblecrafts on Etsy, $9.99
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'Cause you know I'm just bat-shit crazy enough to have flying monkeys
Don't make me get the flying monkeys (or "The Pirate")
Don't make me get the flying monkeys sign wood
Nooooo....Not the flying monkeys!
Ode to the wizard of oz
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If I really was a bitch, I'd make your life a living hell. But instead, I'll just sit back and watch you do it yourself.
If you actually knew me you would know this is absolutely true about me. But as much fun as it would be to tear your worlds apart I will just watch y'all squirm and try so hard to make yourselves look and feel better about yourselves to prove you are something your not. It's so funny to me I'm glad to be confidant in who and what I am, I have nothing to prove to anyone!
But I won't be watching it happen, because I'm not a stalker like that lol...Because what I've learned is karma is not my job, it does its own job and has yet to let me down in that respect... Some people seem to be living in their own karma anyway. Enjoy that life. But there are a few situations where this can apply. ☕️
For real. You do a fabulous job doing it yourself. I don't need to do a single damn thing. I will admit though, it is pretty amusing to watch everyone leave you..reminds me of the time you decided to be a bitch and leave me, thinking I would chase you..oops, looks like I didn't. Your mistake. Fuck you. Bye!
Yea that's the truth! It's funny that some people don't need any help, they do it on they're own!
;) haha I wouldn't waste my time even watching but thought this was funny.
So true... I'm watching and your doing fabulous
I will sit back & watch you do it yourself
Couples that fart together, stay together so true if u aren't comfortable with your spouse there is problems
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Couples that fart together, stay together so true if u aren't comfortable with your spouse there is problems... Haha so funny had to pin
LMAO - Couples that fart together, stay together so true if u aren't comfortable with your spouse there is problems
Couples that fart together, stay together. so true if u aren't comfortable with your spouse there are problems. Even tho I despise when chandler farts. Ugggggh
So true; if you aren't comfortable with your spouse/significant other, there is a problem.
So true if u aren't comfortable with your spouse there are problems.
Bahaha @Lauren Davison Davison Davison Stevenson
Love this.....def true, lol.
hahahahaha true quote
So true! Never waste time on a loser you will regret it. Wait for this... I promise it's so worth it! I love my husband more than life itself!
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... and then you'll realize that all the waiting was worth it, and that is why it never worked out with anyone else, because you'd have missed your destiny of meeting this one true love that you were ment to be with from the beginning of times... Angela www.calligraphybyangela.com
True love will come. Don't settle for a picture or a screen or a page in a book. Wait for the real deal. It will be so worth it.
real relationship quote for my boys.
Wait for it. #love #relationships
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Yeowza. I can’t wait.
True love waits
A way - To make women spend less time in the bathroom
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I have actually transferred this idea to my own bathroom, thanks to this pin. When our bathroom mirror came crashing down one night, I felt, rather than to replace it, that it would be an apropos time to write this up instead. And it looks just as cool!
Heh heh, interesting idea for the guest bedroom. Don't know if I can do without a bathroom mirror!
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I stayed in a hostel in Moscow...it was almost as cheap as this idea...funny, but cheap.
Mirrorless bathroom... I would hate this but it's such a funny idea XD
thats cheap... thats my style!
Divergent - funny stuff!
mirror, mirror.. funny
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow’s hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life. ~Charles Dickens
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Growing Old Is Inevitable, Growing Up Is Optional - Funpicc (Hopscotch - I fell over, landed on Margie, killed my tooth and gave her a scar in her forehead.)
GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL I always say -- I may grow old, but I'll never grow up.
#grandmas #hopscotch Those Golden Years at http://pinterest.com/dsgoodin1/
Growing Old Is Inevitable, Growing Up Is Optional...who's up for hop scotch?
Young at heart :) "Growing OLD is inevitable, growing UP is optional"
Remain forever young at HEART ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Grow older but don't grow up
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I´m older than the internet. Yep. And, MTV, cell phones, the barcode, Donkey Kong...I have a long freakin list. But, I love life and can't wait to see what's next! Hopefully, a cure for MS. Fingers crossed!
I remember a world with cassette tapes, VHS, and no cell phones or Internet. And my teenaged son reminds me that i am older than the Superbowl!
Why yes, I think I am. I'm older than cable TV too. Older than cell phones and even video games.
I´m older than the internet. O barulho quando estava discando era demais
hahaha.....older than the internet - lol! I'm older than cable tv too!
hahaha.....older than the internet :) Older than CELL PHONES too :)
It is so sad that this is true. LOL!
just to put things into perspective
Whats so funny?
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i feel a little less guilty about downing a huge lump of cookie dough after my salad for lunch now.... ---not my comment but it made me laugh :)
ahh this is so true seeing I just did an hour of zumba then got on to pinterest and found a recipe for "one serve cookie dough" DOH!!
i feel a little less guilty about downing a huge lump of cookie dough after my salad for lunch now....
the story of my life. I literally just ate, like, 15 fun sized Twix.
I just ate my willpower... Best kitchen sign ever!
Funny!! @Tanya Knyazeva Bush Cebollero
All my life
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The neighbors have better stuff. Ha, this is brilliant! |Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
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This is just brilliant! | Front door humor. Hee hee!
pretty funny door mat http://rstyle.me/n/pa24dr9te
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funny door mat
DIY door mat.
It was the paste!! All these years I thought I got my creativity from my Mom. I wonder if she ate paste too. The art teacher at school would get so mad at me.
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"I Ate Paste" Blue Print by LennyMud on Etsy. EDIT: No longer listed or available. Also, didn’t everyone eat paste at least once?
Hahaha!! True story... from Tami White I also ate paste as a kid. I remember we had paste in a jar with a brush built into the lid. It tasted pretty good. We also used musilage.
When people ask me "How Did You Get to Be So Creative?" I tell them it's because I ate paste as a child. // too late to eat paste now?
...even though I never did eat paste. I contribute my creativity to my best friend because she let me boss her around all the time.
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Eat paste! LOL so true!
Paste Eater. Thats me.
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"I Will Never Lego" - print.
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"I Will Never Lego" - print. I'm the red Lego, Justin's the yellow one.
"I Will Never Lego" - print. Um, this is fantastic!
I Will Never Lego - print. $30.00, via Etsy.
This makes me laugh harder than it should
"I Will Never Lego" - print. I Love Lego!
"I Will Never Lego" - print. @Tess Doane
"I Will Never Lego" - Happy drawings :)
"I Will Never Lego" - print. #WOWrandom
Gah, I love puns.
Wooden Sign (act like a turd funny saying) on Etsy, $8.00
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Wooden Sign act like a turd funny saying by WickedlyUnique on Etsy, $5.00 I need this. Makes me giggle
Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard! No kidding I need this for my house.
YES! Mom used to say this to me all the time! hahaha! That and "Do you know what we do with turds? We flush them down the toilet." @Courtney Wall Wood Signs - Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard
YES! NEED THIS!!! @Courtney Baker Wall Wood Signs - Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard!
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I'll have to remember this for when we have kids but I'm afraid the yards gunna fill up fast.
OMG, so funny!! but please lay in someone else's yard!
Haha, the word turd is so funny.
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I love funny texts and auto corrections. I might have to make a separate board for them haha.
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WOW...my mom does this too lol means laughing geez!! - | - Auto Correct Text Fails
MY FAVE web site to give me a pick up is damnyouautocorrect.com!!!
This made me LOL!! :) FUNNY STUFF, FUNNY STUFF
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Feeling a little snarky today & so tired of the lies, cover-up, crap via television (news, gov't, propaganda, hollywood, etc.). Does anyone take responsibility of anything they do anymore? UGH! I would say this is for the liars, cheaters & scumbags who try to harm innocent, hard working people trying to make an honest living for their family. Merry Christmas, y'all!!! :)
Kiss my ass and Happy Holidays!
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:D Happy Holidays, dillweeds!
Happy Holidays!! haha
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hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-) I think we can all use this one from time to time
hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-)
This is so true for me right now!
funny bipolar quote
hahaha so true
oops, that was me!
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Conversing with my husband about a person we know whose whole life can be summed up in this statement. Good times.
I card I would love to own but would never send... Snarky Blame Card I'm pretty sure that whole thing was by 4four, $4.00
Snarky Blame Card I'm pretty sure that whole thing was by 4four, $4.00 yeah...i need this...i will wear it around my neck!!
Snarky Blame Card- I'm pretty sure I could pass these out by the handful! lol
:) Haha! I love saying this.. especially when it's not true. :D
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Funny card haha!
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About to Throw a Dictionary at Your Faceツ #Humor #Funny #Text_Message
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The funny thing is.. that would probably be my response.
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Funny stuff. Lol.
This fits me perfectly lol
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Haha, this is totally me. My husband sent this to me and it made me laugh. "I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned."
Hahaha! Me, too!! INFJ "I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned."
I #adore #spontaneity providing it is carefully planned #letsgetwordy
Totally me. Nothing like a little carefully planned spontaneity.
I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned. (=
Carefully Planned Spontaneity (story of my life) :)
carefully planned spontaneity. so true