.especially since it's always on accident. I have never looked at myself at 7 am, getting dressed for work, and thought "you know these teal underpants would go so well with my gray cardigan..."

.especially since it's always on accident. I have never looked at myself at 7 am, getting dressed for work, and thought "you know these teal underpants would go so well with my gray cardigan..."

LOL! This is so me! I'm OCD about grouping my items when I check out. It annoys me when everything is just thrown in any bag, lol. Hey, admitting the problem is the first step right?

LOL! This is so me! I'm OCD about grouping my items when I check out. It annoys me when everything is just thrown in any bag, lol. Hey, admitting the problem is the first step right?

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

Some day if I have Alzheimer's I may believe I am Jesus and I will forgive you, but I am still a woman and I will never forget.

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

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