This doesn't apply to me but all you moms are bad ass bitches!!!
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Sometimes I feel unsure about myself, but then I remember that I pushed a baby out of my vagina and it occurs to me, I'm a bad ass bitch!!!
This doesn't apply to me cuz I had a c section lol but all you moms are bad ass bitches!!! But hey , they cut me in half to get my baby out hahah
I pushed out 3 babies naturally - no meds - so I'm a female King Kong bad ass bitch!!!
I almost spit my drink all over the computer laughing at this!
Hell yeah! I am a badass bitch ❤
Truth! 2 babies 👶 👶
B-A B snort, giggle
Heck, YEAH! Lol!!
Bad ass mom
Yeah. All of them.
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Need to watch out for all of those sweet teeth ;) #dentalhumor www.stlouis-cosmeticimplantdentist.com
Need to watch out for all of those sweet teeth ;) #tooth #teeth #funny
Sweet Tooth. :) #dental #humor #smile #dentistry #oralcare
I've got wicked sweet teeth. That's definitely me!
Sweet teeth. Yep. They r dangerous! ;)
I gotta mouth full of sweet teeth :)
Haha "Sweet Teeth!
Haha so true.
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For some people I know who think they are perfect and their lives are too!!! This is for you!!! Funny stuff!!! I need a good laugh!!!
So you've gotten the date wrong twice now huh? Far out! How long have you spent looking up forgotten birthday e cards just to torment me!?! At least I'm consistent. (Consistently wrong!). If I had truly forgotten, how would have you reacted? Did you get a present for your birthday today? I got a new shirt. I don't know how I would have reacted, probably not very well
this makes me laugh! good thing im not trying to cure diarrrrhea!
I don't know if I should post this under funny or truth...
funny quotes, laughter is the best medicine
restart dryer no folding
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SomeECarda. I didnt realize this was a popular thing until I saw an ecard. Now I realize it's normal. I restart dryer no folding...so true
Funny Music Ecard: Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my wine glass. So fill it maybe?
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I lost all respect for you because you fell for the Back to the Future date hoax.
Funny Reminders Ecard: They say it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. That's crap, all we want is to eat anything we want without getting fat!
Mother's Day Ecards, Free Mother's Day Cards, Funny Mother's Day Greeting Cards at someecards.com
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I feel like this should be a Barney Stinson quote
e cards make me giggle
this made me laugh!
I may have done this a time or two :)
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HA HA HA HA HA so funny...#ecard #lol #funny #haha #humor #jokes #hilarious #humorous #ecards #exercise #weight
Funny Friendship Ecard: We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid ass.
Funny Friendship Ecard: Your inspirational quotes inspired me to unsubscribe to you. I didnt unfriend you because I still want to creep on your pictures.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Let's say the things we hate about laundry. 1) Washing it 2) Drying it 3) Folding it 4) Putting it away. | Smelly Towels? | Stinky Laundry? | Washer Odor? | http://WasherFan.com | Permanently Eliminate or Prevent Washer & Laundry Odor with Washer Fan™ Breeze™ | #Laundry #WasherOdor #SWS
Or all of the above?? Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Let's say the things we hate about laundry. 1) Washing it 2) Drying it 3) Folding it 4) Putting it away.
Funny Flirting Ecard: You would probably sleep better if we had sex. #funnyecards #quotes 1/07/15
Truth. Actually not that funny though...
LOL!!!!! Funny stuff...
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Haha! So true!! Its like they know me
Haha so true @Joheidi Carvajal
not sanitary, but so funny
Hashanah! So funny!
Gross but so funny
Haha! So funny.
Haha! So true!!
SO SO FUNNY!!
So many times....
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Kids playing quietly, so you sneak in an accidentally make eye contact. You panic and run .. they follow. My baby does this and he's 1!
that moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. you sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. you panic and run...they follow
Doesn't even have to be eye contact. Just breathing in their general direction...
That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room... :)
Ha!!!! In my case our old floor creeks!! haha so funny
lmao..... I do the same with my dogs! haha
Parenting funnies! *pics* - CafeMom
Ha!!!! My life!
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SO many people need to read this . . . maybe they would laugh at what they say instead of feel sorry for themselves!
Yes please!! | Love funny stuff? Follow us! --> http://www.pinterest.com/thevioletvixen/girl-funnies/
Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat #Quotes
My top 4 wishes are... kind of funny & mostly true.
Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes. Failed at all 4!!
Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes
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How to respond to a rude comment - funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - funny animals @ humor
How to respond to a rude comment @Diane Z Kveton @Leather Donoho McCall @Courtney Baker Davis-Herren @Joey Ceunen Gregory
How to respond to a rude comment - Funny Pictures - Funny Photos - Funny Images - Funny Pics
How to respond to a rude comment - I actually did this to a manager. priceless. :)
How to respond to a rude comment. Haha I've done this before
i wonder how many English teachers dream of doing this...
How to respond to a rude comment - love this!
Haha grammar humor!
ha! ever have one of these days? we say opt for confidence (and body fat) as the best measures of your health!
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Mr. Big sex and the city quotes
Sex and the city quote
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
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"I HATE chocolate. -Said no woman ever (Unless she plays Candy Crush Saga.)" Oh my gosh hahahaha! @Jill Balestro
I HATE chocolate. -- Said no woman ever (unless she plays Candy Crush Saga) I've been stuck at level 65 for months!
"I HATE chocolate. -Said no woman ever (Unless she plays Candy Crush Saga.)" @Crystal Mae Chandler
LMAO HELL YEAH! I HATE chocolate. -- Said no woman ever (unless she plays Candy Crush Saga)
I think I said this today (whilst playing candy crush that it)
Candy Crush Saga. That game is ruining my life lol
for the Candy Crushers lol
Aint that the truth!
Ha! We've all done it!
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SuperShoepidity: The act of wearing one ridiculously uncomfortable shoe, WHILE ON CRUTCHES, just because it looks good. Love you Gina!
Shoepidity: the act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good
Every girl has a bit of this :)
Apparently, I am shoepid. lol
Haha I've done this!
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oh ecards, how you make me laugh! I think this all the time! And bonus points if I didn't take any pictures in them!
I spent a long time looking for something funny and had no luck. So here is a little piece of truth.
Lol... It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.
funny quote - I didn't see anybody important today, so I'll wear these same clothes tomorrow." :P
I didn't see anybody important today, so I'll wear these same clothes tomorrow #funny #ecard
I told myself I'd never pin these...but this is so true in my life. And truth is the best.
True story, and ive actually done this..a few times
oh ecards, how you make me laugh! Story of my life.
oh ecards, how you make me laugh! so true!!
totally loled at this
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story of my life although now I'm standing next to my husband and we're both saying "I love food"
Everybody has a girlfriend and boyfriend, and I'm just over here like ' I love food '.
boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance or spouse and then there's me
I like my boyfriend but I LOVE food. lol
Couldn't describe my life any better.
Haha so true... Sad, but true!
story of my life. i love food.
story of my single life :) <3
hahahaha... story of my life.
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Omg yes, I hate people who think they're entitled to multiple parking spots, or the people who make parking spots!!
Take up two spots? Hate you. Crooked? Hate you. Pulled up so far you are in the parking spot in front of you? Hate you. Didn't pull up enough so the back of your car in still in the road? Hate you. Parked next to me when I was there first and now I can't get in my door because you are so close? HATE YOU.
Asshole (or dumb bitch) in the big truck you can't seem to park in just one parking spot... We don't think you're cool, we think you're an idiot!
To the person whose Toyota SUV takes up 2 of the close parking spots in the ramp EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I have a steadfast theory. If you back into parking spots, you're an asshole. It's 99% accurate.
haahahaaa soooo true... the ones that like to back up into a parking spot lol
Dear Drivers Who Back-In the Parking Spot While I'm Waiting on You, ...
To the jackasses who take up three parking spots at the grocery store
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Yeah...I admit I do that...all the time...so I can feel like I actually did all those other things I was supposed to
this was my life in nursing school... and still a little bit now. :) :)
Yeah, I admit I do that...consistantly
This is me. I admit it. Ridiculous!!
My Life. For reals. Soooooo true.
This is totally me
haha so true!
funny and true