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I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

this use to get me in high school every time! LMBO! as soon as that last word came out someone's mouth, I used to crack up laughing lol smh thank God I'm saved ... even till this day, it gets me going tho lol

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Random

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

This is hilarious to watch!

Funny pictures about Laughing so hard. Oh, and cool pics about Laughing so hard. Also, Laughing so hard.

It's Friday!!   Now for the weekend!! What shall I find to do?   I sure hope it's a pretty one I'd love to lay on the beach!

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

Very true..

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Hitting something over and over again to get frustration out and then getting candy. I could do that everyday.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

J0ke Of The Day

Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.

Haaaaa

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

This is so true, but when I'm home, it's a problem too!  Ha ha!!

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

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