You're the friend I'd feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

You're the friend I'd feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

Haha yup because pinterest showed me how I could possibly do both at the same time

Haha yup because pinterest showed me how I could possibly do both at the same time

@Katie Schmeltzer Schmeltzer Shamblin I feel like some of your tweets resemble this. :)

@Katie Schmeltzer Schmeltzer Shamblin I feel like some of your tweets resemble this. :)

I hate this question! It stings whenever anyone asks...PSA people. ..don't ask people this.

I hate this question! It stings whenever anyone asks...PSA people. ..don't ask people this.

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