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Encouragement

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. This is for many people I know

haha.... Exactly! You & your jealous obsessed wife... Delusional is an understatement!

One of the best ways to teach yourself to respond and react in a more positive fashion is by you being accountable for your responses and reactions. You cannot pass blame to another.

It's funny because it's true. And, whatever dumb bitch is accusing others of doing (drugs, drinking, bad parenting) is a total give away of what she's doing!

I know some people who you can  give the world too and they would want the universe!!!

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that doing my best displeases you Do tell me how I can stretch myself further to meet your impossibly high standards

And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.ok, MOST of the time

Yes!  Hubby best remember this...  and my use to be best friend carolyn!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

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E Cards: I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.

Yes!

LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

It's not 'throwing someone under the bus' if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

Men: If you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like....

Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with tabs open. So true

I work in healthcare, I don't get snow days. When a blizzard hit I stayed in the hospital for a week (coming in a day early to make sure I made it in).

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

I die a little each time my phone rings...

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)

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