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And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

This would be AMAZING, but I'd like it to pour MOSCATO!

Finally got my sink fixed! Wine on Tap! Right handle is Red Wine, Left handle is White :) Perfect!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

True friends understand this.

Friendship Must Be Built On A Solid Foundation Of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness, & Shenanigans!

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It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.

Always remember: There is no problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Always remember: There is no problem that 6 glasses of wine cant solve.

This is me exactly.....

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Lol so true!!! Cranky!

Warning: I'm exercising, eating right,and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.

Love..love..love this!

A good man really can do this, too. Well, not really a good man.

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