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I'm using this one next time. It's so true! "No I don't hate you, I love you. Love to punch you right in the face :)

not even kidding, every single one of these is true!!

not even kidding, every single one of these is true!!

lol, yup.. I would drink that class of water if you ever were on fire, horrible people

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"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Sad but true (sometimes as least)

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

lol :)

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

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Bwahahahaha!

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

I think this is how some of my best stories at work start

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Change dog to cat & this is DEFINITELY me. Although I sometimes trip over the dog, too, especially in the middle of the night when I'm eating frosting!

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