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eCards - I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off so I rolled down my window and threw a beer at her.

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Funny, although I don't drink beer. eCards - I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off so I rolled down my window and threw a beer at her.

So true! I think I am "life threatening" allergic to exercise. Hahahaha

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

No pants day

Gettin' real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities. For real! I hate pants and responsibilities!

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

Oh apps. You served your purpose for a bit.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team.

I wasn't that drunk last night

I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 79 Pics

modern poetry: roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls, I really love wine!

When I was a kid I wanted to be older... This shit was not what I expected.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected.

~KK

Funny Confession Ecard: Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

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