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We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

i'm pretty sure drunken skipping is mandatory on st. patrick's day.

Patricks day is like Valentines day for people who love Jameson and bad decisions. Diaz those Irish traits doe

face wash commercials!

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, My bathroom is sopping wet now.

I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a f**k off.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a fuck off.

Back in my day, making a 'duck face' required two Pringles chips.

what is the deal with the duck face poses/ seriously they all look ridiculous. well, except for the ducks.

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

All That Spam: I May Not Be Skinny

Trying to remember that being skinny is not only thing in world, just want to be healthy since I am already awesome!

When food falls on the floor: Little Germs: Let's get it! King Germ: No! We must wait 5 seconds.

5 second rule.bahahaha I so believe in the 5 second rule.

Drunk girl rules

funny quote love her let her go out with her friends calls you drunk shes yours turns off phone never was

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!