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I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.Love It!

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Of course women don't work as hard as men ... They get it right the first time-Exactly!!

"Of course women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time." -Funny Ecards so true lol

Hell no!!! Lol

Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you. I promise. I know someone who really believes people are jealous of her.

call me old fashioned then XD

Oh my gosh, I love this so much that it makes me want to cry! I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

Saw the epitome of this at the casino last night on the dance floor! No one wanted to see that!!!!

New lullaby for some girls I know. Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Let me know when you're able to emotionall process me calling  you out on your bullshit...

Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit. I'll be here. Oh Hell Yeah!

If, only you could experience it yourself. Pity you can't then you'd have something to bitch about with the rest of us.

Stop whining about your appearance, your personality is even worse. Ugh, yes please? Being mentally healthy is WAY better than being physically fit!

currently having that moment...so i'd suggest...staying away from me today. (and prob the rest of the week...and weekend)

Listen up, asshole I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan himself won't even f*ck with me. Lol :D

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