DIY Don’t Make Me Get The Flying Monkeys Printable from Is This Really My Life? This free printable is also available in three colors, but I like the black and white because you can print it on fake parchment paper or age it yourself with coffee.
"Break off in case of sparkly vampires" - I think this would be even more effective without the "Sparkly" part. But In all seriousness this sign is racist against vampires. A hate sign is what this is!