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You’re like a drug to me

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Haha thts happened to me before!

I thought I was the only one! If anyone knows me, knows this is the furtherest from the truth!

might have to try this

might have to try this ;

Yay for tap dancing! I usually think, will I ruin the floor or will the floor ruin my shoes??

Being a tap dancer I always think about tap dancing when I see a nice floor.now I'll always think "I'd tap that"

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Too Bad Bitching Doesn't Burn Calories. (Cuz I'd be a skinny bitch!

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Laughing so dam hard right now.

funny text message sticks and stones words never hurt me threw a dicitonary at them

only helpless with wet nails

"A woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying." That's why I don't polish my nails.

They’ll never find it…

They’ll never find it…