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Half of this is true. The last half. :-/

This is funny, but completely true. I'm quiet around new people, but put me in front of a room, or sitting down with a friend, and I can't shut up.

true that

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All the time! It probably doesnt even get me anywhere faster.

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Yep

That's Too Much Bacon Said No One Ever

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This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

@tarashoemaker96  that's why you shake your uncovered glass first, right ;) excuse me waiter, we need some extra napkins please.

Hahahaha how many times has this happened to me. "One day, I am going to invent something that allows me to drink this without worrying about the ice rushing at my face" "Uhh, it's called a straw".

Bahaha

Actually, I want my own game show called What's Wrong With You? WTF is wrong with you would be the bonus round.

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

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