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It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Better yet, post something vague and when you get asked about it, say it's personal and you don't want to talk about it.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

Thoughts that go through every college student's head when they walk out of their last final and get to go home.

People who have kids but don't want kids.

A-freakin'-men!"there should be a rule that you can't have any more kids while on welfare.

Contact me to book your party today!!!

Free and Funny Family Ecard: When I say I won't tell anyone, my sister doesn't count.

Oh but it is attractive

Funny Confession Ecard: All I want is a man who looks like Ryan Reynolds, dances like Channing Tatum, never ages like Edward Cullen and makes me laugh

On a scale of one to Christian Grey, how good was he? Fifty Shades

Funny Seasonal Ecard: On a scale of one to Christian Grey, how good was he?

Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure!!

Bahaha, so true though. TRUTH Ecard mans best friend with quote for wall friendship

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