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I found a special medication
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Still running your mouth... And its " underwear " not " underware".... I've only been married once so shut your damn mouth...I don't have kids from multiple baby daddy's... Unless you know what you are talking about I suggest you shut your ugly damn mouth!
Why does everybody on Pinterest hate pants??? I've never felt the desire to go pant less... @EllieCline
Does anyone have the book, 'How to Not Be a Jealous Bitch?' I know someone who needs to borrow it.
"This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow." Hehe... I know several people I may have caused to say this when I bartended!
I'd bitch less if you'd fuck off more.
I can't stand fake, two-faced people. Especially those bitches I have to pretend to be nice to.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.
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Since you know it all. You should also know when to shut the fuck up.
Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?"
A major obstacle to my being able to call myself a functional OCD. I Don’t Trust Crackers
I save my carbs for wine. It's called having priorities.