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This is the most true thing ever... when I get jealous I'm scared of what I may do

This is the most true thing ever... when I get jealous I'm scared of what I may do

Dad Perfectly Conveys the Struggles of Parenting Through Post-It Notes

Dad Perfectly Conveys the Struggles of Parenting Through Post-It Notes

This stay-at-home dad writes messages on sticky-notes around the house. I read thru some of his blog. Some could be labeled "inappropriate" (you've been warned) but most of them had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe!

It's crazy! Even though you may have just saw them in church, and now 30 mins later you see them in Walmart....I still get excited! :)

Funny Best Friend Quotes

It's crazy! Even though you may have just saw them in church, and now 30 mins later you see them in Walmart....I still get excited! :)

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LOLSOTRUE - lolsotrue tumblr (funny,funny quotes,funny sayings,lolsotrue,lol,sotrue,witty,humor,teenagers,life)

Except I say "likes me" instead of "boyfriend" then it fits me like a glove.

Except I say "likes me" instead of "boyfriend" then it fits me like a glove.

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb

I never run with scissors...

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb