Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.
I love quotes. I love Parks and Recreation. So, it should come as no surprise that I love quotes from Parks and Recreation! Specifically, there are no better quotes than everyone’s favorite Parks Director, Ron F*cking Swanson.