Grammar Nazi, Giggle, Actual Rule, English Language, English Teacher, Funny Stuff, The Rules
There are 923 words that break the "I before E" rlue and only 44 words that actually follow it. pirates of the caribean grammar nazi more of what you might call guidelines
So ya see missy, it's more what you call a "guideline" than an actual rule. Welcome to the English language everyone.
So true...so no offense to all you English teachers out there, but the English language is lame. .
i before e or not, They are more guidelines than actual rules, like most of the English language.
So ye see Missy, It's more what you'd call a "guideline" than an actual rule.
Haha made me laugh. I before E is just a guideline.
The "rules" of the English language
English :) haha
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Ha!!! Yeah, let's clinically diagnose the English language, please. Share this with your students! English is a crazy language!
Funny stuff / English is a crazy language (and this is the properly attributed version, not the stolen verson being popular on Facebook)
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Some funny thought on the randomness of the English language. Pretty funny and so true!
English language is hard crazy language no egg in eggplant True...but funny!
Funny stuff / English is a crazy language
The english language is a funny thing
Butterflies, German, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Language
A kid once asked me "What is butterfly in German?" When I told him he looked at me like I was crazy and then said "Wow, sounds pretty in every other language but German." Yeah pretty much kid.
Becuase I laugh every time I see it, no matter how many times I see it. And now I will never forget the German word for butterfly.
Made me laugh. I've never liked hearing Germanic languages. Not as pretty as the Romance languages. :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I am sitting here laughing with TEARS rolling down my face because German is so funny. Magnet kid probs
I love memes that make fun of the German language...Gotta have a little humor!
ahh german, the romance language. this makes me laugh so hard
Every thing sounds mean in German
Oh my god I can't breathe...
Tiny Hippo, Giggle, Ain T, Tinyhippo, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Things, Aint
1. What. 2. What one earth. 3. The fact that all of these things are "tiny" is flat out impossible. You've either got a monstrous raven or a tiny hippo with a regular raven and a teeny tiny train or a regular sized train with a truly monstrous raven and an abnormally large hippo or some combination thereof. By definition, they cannot all the be tiny. It defies logic.
Because tiny hippo don't take none of your funny business
aint no one fucks with tiny hippo. aint no one.
I am rolling around laughing. To freakin funny
Aint no one mess with Tiny Hippo.
This is the funnies thing EVER!
Tiny hippo. This is funny. :-)
WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
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WHY IS THIS SO TRUE>>> am i the only one that actually likes this? I love when the author hides different meanings in his/her work. The only reason I enjoyed "Lord of the Flies" was because of the symbolism. OH NO! I'M BECOMING AN ENGLISH TEACHER!
Literature Class In A Nutshell XD sorry for the language... this just made me laugh
These were pretty much my thoughts during my high school English classes.
Literature class in a nutshell. This is beyond true.
Literature Class In A Nutshell. So fecking true!!!
Every single English teacher in high school.....
This is so true its not even funny
LOL my life as an English major
Oh god this should not be so funny but the look on that kid's face coupled with the last comment. I'm choking
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On gosh I have to tell you the funniest story, Marc's mom made me show her what I was giggling at.... This picture...
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. POWER TO MAIN TRHUSTERS. ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO. TURBO SHIT. BUT HE'S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS. Pants aren't an issue when you're QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION.
I laughed so hard at this! I know the little boy has a disability. But the comments are funny
TUMBLR..i made one and still can't find funny stuff like this.
I don't know why this is so funny to me. Just read it
Read the comments... laughing so hard... turbo shit
Quantum toilet. I laughed so hard at these comments
Quantum shitting is a thing now.
Giggle, Yeah, Student, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Language, Double Positive
"Yeah, right." [From George Takei's FB. ] And this comment: Just like the lecturer who stated that "sugar" was the only word in the English language to use "su" to sound out a "sh" sound. Only to have a student ask, "Are you sure?" Love students. :)
yeah right... - (double)(positive)(negative)(mit)(linguistics)(professor)(lecture)(languages)(russian)(screenshot) - #double #positive #negative #mit #linguistics #professor #lecture #languages #russian #screenshot
I seriously love this. <-- Oh, my goodness. Genius. Double negative and double positive. English and languages
Double positive - An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day "In english, he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages such as Russian a double negative remains a negative but there isnt a single language not one in which a double positive can express a negative" A voice from the back of the room piped up "yeah, right"
"... his encounter with the Oxford philosopher J. L. Austin. During a talk on the philosophy of language at Columbia in the 50's, Austin noted that while a double negative amounts to a positive, never does a double positive amount to a negative. From the audience, a familiar nasal voice muttered a dismissive, ''Yeah, yeah.'' 4th Paragraph of: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/26/magazine/26MORGENBESSER.html?_r=0
"Yeah, right." Oh that is just funny! Guess it proves that sarcasm is a language of it's own.
This made me laugh even more now seeing as I'm teaching English as a second language!
this is funny stuff Click on the picture to see hundreds more!
You gotta love English. :)
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Why English is Hard to Learn. I love this... so true and so funny. Completely appeals to my inner nerd/grammar nazi.
This too funny and so true - hard to teach language rules to 2nd graders when so often things don't fit the "rule." You gotta love English!
This too funny and so true. My students never believe me when I tell them how tough English is to learn.
Why English is hard to learn - http://breakbrunch.com/lol/15601 More Funny Picture - http://breakbrunch.com/random
This too funny and so true. Yet children are expected to learn English within a year in an esl class
This too funny and so true as I hear from my friends learning English as a second language
Why English is Hard to Learn funny quote hard learn lol words poem english language
Made me laugh so hard... This too funny and so true. You gotta love English!
This too funny and so true. English was the hardest thing i had to learn
The last comment
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Excuse the n word. I don't like it when people say that. It's offensive. "Nancy drewing your butt down to the demon portal" 😂
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"...kept Nancy Drewing you little ass around that demon portal." *giggle*
why the hell are you still nancy drewing around that demon portal????
Nancy Drewing - I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair
Nancy Drewing is what characters in horror movies do to die
Proof that Dean Winchester exists and uses Tumblr.
Read the comment tho! Lol
That comment> XD
This just got more and more hilarious ...
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Bahahaha! This is one of my favorite things ever.
Why am i laughing so hard at this?
It was funny, and then sad haha
These are y favorite vines
Funny stuff motherfucker
This guy cracks me up
And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.
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21 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Worst Language Ever - http://urbanangelza.com/2015/11/14/21-times-tumblr-proved-english-is-the-worst-language-ever-2/?Urban+Angels http://www.urbanangelza.com
And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred. | 21 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Worst Language Ever (<-- what about Australian English slang?)
I'm so glad English is my first language. | 21 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Worst Language Ever
21 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Worst Language Ever | EVERY ONE OF THESE IS PERFECT!!!
FAVORITE BUZZFEED EVER. |21 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Worst Language Ever
21 times tumblr proved the English language is effed up.
I laughed way harder than I should have
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Coolest thing I’ve read all day // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
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English pronunciation- "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world." Makes you think about how hard the English language must be to learn!
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I literally read this whole thing out loud! he has serious time on his hands! -RK English pronunciation- "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world." So much fun! A good end-of-year fun activity for advanced classes or ambitious ESL students :)
I didnt even know a few of these words and I've been speaking english my entire life! Another pinner said; "Read this thing and then ask yourself how on Earth English has become one of the world's most widely-spoken languages. Beats me."
English pronunciation- "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world." Makes you think about how hard the English language must be to learn! Hahahaha!!!! I got through the whole thing with no problem. Thank you ABeka/ics. Lol
English pronunciation- "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world." ... Yeah I just read this whole thing out loud and have determined whoever decided the English language deserves a quick kick in the pants
English pronunciation- "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world." Makes you think about how hard the English language must be to learn! Meh, I just read the whole thing out loud. There was a proper noun (Islington) I haven't come across yet, but really, this isn't that hard... BW
English pronunciation- "If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world." Makes you think about how hard the English language must be to learn! I can correctly pronounce every word. English and literature always came easy to me. Maybe that's why I'm a grammar Nazi.
Seriously, who uses lamps?
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(tumblr, funny, tumblr text posts)THE GUY WITH THE LAMP HAS DAVID TENNANT HAIR<<<<<pinning for hilarity and the fact that I thought the same XD
doesn't the lamp guy look like David Tennant?>>> OMG i never noticed that before
(tumblr, funny, tumblr text posts)THE GUY WITH THE LAMP HAS DAVID TENNANT HAIR
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doesn't the lamp guy look like David Tennant?
THE GUY WITH THE LAMP HAS DAVID TENNANT HAIR
This is one of the funniest things ever.
Who even uses lamps XD XD
Linguistic Analysis FTW | 33 Responses That Prove Tumblr Has The Best Users Ever
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I'm going to memorize this and talk like this so when my English teacher tells me to speak correctly I have something
This is a good thing to keep in mind when writibg different dialects. Can't vouch for the rest of the list, though. -- 33 Responses That Prove Tumblr Has The Best Users Ever
Pinned just for this one. Standard American English isn't the only way to use the English language!
Oh, that's just funny! Good one. | 33 Responses That Prove Tumblr Has The Best Users Ever
Funny but also very informative. Sort of things I learn in linguistics. I miss the days.
This bloop. | 33 Responses That Prove Tumblr Has The Best Users Ever Excuse the language
Linguists against racists FYEAH. BOOM.
Pinterest: anumkayani xox
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Teacher grading tests..pardon the profanities, but I laughed so hard, especially at the last comment. Oh Andy!
Excluding the cursing this pretty much happens every time I grade papers. Comments while grading tests. Perfect
Sorry about the language... But this is hilarious. And resembles my reaction while grading papers in my teacher's aide class.
This is so funny. I needed a good laugh. Teachers are just like everybody else!
How teachers really grade papers... -I laughed through it all.. RED PEN!-
Grading Time, part 2 - Funny Stuff | Putting a smile on your face.
Lmfao married to a teacher this makes me giggle
A teacher's comments while grading finals...
comments from a teacher grading papers
Some new punctuation.
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This is just awesome. A humorous look at some of the punctuation marks missing in the English language.
I am dying laughing. This is hilarious! "Here are 8 new punctuation marks that just might come in handy"
8 new and necessary punctuation marks Not sure if I already pinned, but it's awesome enough to pin again
This may be the funniest thing I've seen all day. Even if you're not an English nerd, it's still funny.
These punctuationmarks are much needed additions to every font.Best thing I've seen all day!
8 new and necessary punctuation marks. I wish my English teacher would let me use these lol
8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need why can't the sarcatstics be a thing?
8 new and necessary punctuation marks. Funny jokes for high school English lesson
8 new and necessary punctuation marks, funny, humor, grammar
The sound of eating in different languages. Or, cross-linguistic onomatopoeia.
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LOL Illustration art funny haha cute adorable food japan design Korea fun france comics eating cereal estonia international languages Poland linguistics apples sounds onomatopoeia
THE SOUNDS OF EATING- how does eating sound in different languages? "Chrup chrup" is only for crunchy things in Polish, though.
The international sounds of eating also vary - English speakers may say 'chomp' but other languages prefer to 'nyam' (Korea), 'namm' (Estonia) or 'gnam' (Itlay)
On this site, all the sounds and onomatopoeias in others languages! Great! (James CHAPMAN)
Though the internet's own "Om nom nom nom" is inexplicably missing, this nifty comic of the International Sounds of Eating by James Chapman of Champmangamo (previously on Neatorama) is still pure blogging candy to me! In this panel, Chapman explains that the sound of eating of "chomp" to English-speakers have various foreign language equivalents (cross-linguistic onomatopoeias, if you want to be technical), including "paku paku" in Japanese, "chrup chrup&qu...
The Sounds People Make When Eating Illustrated in Different Languages
25 Sounds In Different Languages Infographics: The Scream
Noises Made While Eating Sound Different In Other Languages
What eating sounds like in different languages...