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[Submitted by: thezancasaurus  “Because Captain Rogers didn’t get the reference” is NOT a valid reason to have movie marathons during work hours.]

[SHIELD employees are discouraged from forming a band, and are not to use their paid time for band practice. ETA: ‘Nick Fury’s Missing Eye’ is not an appropriate band name. ETAA: ‘Nick Fury’s Missing.

Con survival guide: What to expect at your first pop culture convention

Convention tips: What to expect at your first con

If you've never been to a pop culture convention, you might be missing out. Let's talk about pop culture convention tips for surviving your first con.

[Submitted by: thelookingglasschild I would like to dispel rumors that I am “a spoilsport who can’t take a joke.” The next person to paint a skull and crossbones on my eyepatch, or make a pirate joke, or even reference pirates in my general vicinity will find that I can good-naturedly play along and make my crewmembers walk the plank. Off the side of the Helicarrier.]

[Submitted by: thelookingglasschild I would like to dispel rumors that I am “a spoilsport who can’t take a joke.” The next person to paint a skull and crossbones on my eyepatch, or make a pirate joke,.

Hell yes! That does not stop me from shipping.

When asked about the lack of a romantic subplot in 'The Avengers', Black Widow actress Scarlett Johansson told reporters, "There's no time for romance. We've got shit to avenge"

If you willingly offer yourself as Assistant to Loki as part of his magic act in the 'SHIELD Got's Talent' show, any injuries will not be covered under the SHIELD Health Policy, as this comes under Flagrant Acts of Dumbassery clause which rules all claims to medical assistance and compensation invalid.  You are either too dumb to work for SHIELD or insane enough to be classed in the same category of insanity as Agent Wilson.

If you willingly offer yourself as Assistant to Loki as part of his magic act in the ‘SHIELD Got’s Talent’ show, any injuries will not be covered under the SHIELD Health Policy, as this comes under 'Flagrant Acts of Dumbassery’ clause which rules all.

So true

Dorkly Comic: What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans) A good portion of this is disturbingly accurate This is me(fan) and my husband(non-fan). So funny

I volunteer my services to be cast as this girl for the next installment of Thor or the future Loki movie. Seriously. Juuuuust lemme know where I can audition for the role!

This is very true >>>> "I find it ironic that crazy Loki fangirls think all he needs is a hug, when in the Avengers movie he scoffs at sentiment.yet, I continue to be a crazy Loki fangirl who would gladly give him a hug:) "

The agents that decided it would be a good idea to let Loki watch “Groundhog Day” will be assigned turbine cleaning duties for the next month, starting today. Given that we're all repeating today seemingly without end, that should give you plenty of time to come to a full understanding of exactly why this was a bad idea.  Nick Fury

The agents that decided it would be a good idea to let Loki watch “Groundhog Day” will be assigned turbine cleaning duties for the next month, starting today. Given that we’re all repeating today.

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